thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: Teachers need to learn that there’s a difference between “I lost” and “I forgot.”
warbloggerofzillyhoo: thesherlockfandomisbroken: smith-and-noble: samandpatricks: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar. That is a liiiiittle bit creepy LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
Love Joy Bliss: Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying]... →
chocoholicannanymous: lingeringlilies: Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a… Reblogging for all of the above. I’m going to be following this and make PAGES (physical and on...
I thought, ‘You smell like a library.’ But I wanted to have sex right then, so...– Melissa Bank (via lisorganic)
ialreadyfell: People say you read books because you’re alone, but maybe you’re not alone. Maybe you’re surrounded by everyone and you read to escape them.
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing...
lingeringlilies: Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy. Read More I am so glad I read this. Not only does this negatively inflict on those making “art for art’s...
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
fuckyeahlaughters: mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard: vivianandhersocalledlife: fleeingthemundane: That’s it. That’s tumblr. this is surprisingly accurate
i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate this...
luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.”
I love how Tumblr is mostly just fandoms fucking...
full-time-avenger: elzahchan: tomkittyston:
stereobone: do you ever get so many ideas for things you just get overwhelmed and do nothing at all
startreky: tom hiddleston for data pls like remember when this was a thing maddie made? seriously
I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like...
stupid muggle world.
goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
This happened to us once:
My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
My roommate: WHAT?!
My roommate: WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life
askthesassyangelcastiel: sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord: hepickedtherighttie: napkindicks: ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help I think they want us to pick up where they left off dad went to...
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to...– Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies (via simply-quotes)